Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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