He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So vagazzling was a success
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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