Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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