My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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