i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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