Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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