All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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