your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My first STD was from a foam party
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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