My nipple is on Facebook.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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