stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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