hell yes lets make some ravioli
they need to just BURY HIM!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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