i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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