out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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