OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
