started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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