:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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