I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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