It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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