just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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