party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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