You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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