i don't like sucking hair
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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