Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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