After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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