check it out our google latitudes are spooning
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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