i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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