I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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