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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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