Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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