I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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