One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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