Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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