return my video game
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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