Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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