I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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