Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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