all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love