i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow