They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.