He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.