Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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