the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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