He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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