I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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