does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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