So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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