Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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