My sheets look like a crime scene.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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