Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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