Kiss
Puke
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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