i jhust puked up my retainher.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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