his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She announced her abortion via fbk
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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