We should be called the Road Head Warriors
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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