You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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