This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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