At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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