Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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