My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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