Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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